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Dec 6

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Barbs Honeycutt

I am LITERALLY typing a post on how my Fitbit has the personality of a drag queen Sergeant Hartman and this is mint

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Hillarious!

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Hahaha, brutal! Very strong Full Metal jacket vibes.

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